Day is gone. Gone the sun. But I have heat in my house, so all is not lost, just 4 hours and $600.00.
So while driving to and from the house to meet the heating/cooling repair guy, I got to listen to NPR. Some little gems I heard out of context:
Black men had the right to vote 40 years before women did. This was mentioned in the context of discussing Obama and Clinton. Go fig. In the same paragraph they mentioned Gloria Steinem. I didn’t catch the intro, so I can’t be sure what they are talking about, but if someone was arguing that people should vote for
What is wrong with this picture? Why is Obama’s black-ness or
If only I ran the world.
All Primaries and Caucuses would happen at the same time and no one would hear a peep about who own until the results were in.
No one would vote for a candidate based on their race, gender, or religion.
No one would vote for a candidate based upon their stand on only a single issue.
Reporters and editors who cannot help but print stories about candidates race, creed, or religion would be subject to electroshock.
People in the left lane would not linger at the same speed as the car to their right when passing.
I could eat all the free chocolate cake I want without adverse consequence as a rward for winning a lebenty-leben-gigagillion in the lottery without having to buy a ticket. (This is fantasyland after all.)
2 comments:
"lebenty-leben-gigagillion"? Goodness, that's a lot. We could afford that trip in 2010 to Harry Potter's Wizarding Wonderland or whatever they are about to call it down in Orlando. Check out Universal's Islands of Adventure for more info.
Darling,
You almost sound like marketing copy.
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